🏘️ FeelFamous Village Square πŸ’š

World Domination Through Kindness

πŸ“ Population: Growing ✨ Vibe: Kind 🚫 Doom Scrolling: None πŸ”’ Privacy: First

Village Notice Board

πŸŽ‰ First 1000 Villagers - Β£4.95/month FOREVER

Build global community at home. Keep your privacy. Help your people.

βœ“ Total access to ALL apps (current + future)
βœ“ The Sanctuary - old-school notice boards, no algorithms
βœ“ Vote on features, apps, and Dealer Awards
βœ“ Kudos economy - earn by helping others
βœ“ Privacy-first. Zero surveillance capitalism.

⚠️ Price Lock Warning: Cancel and lose this rate forever. Re-joining costs £9.95/month.

⚑ Join the First 1000

🀝 Become a Founder Dealer - £97/year FOREVER

Build your hamlet. Help others build theirs. Earn kudos. Give pro accounts away.

βœ“ 300 referral passes (first 50 dealers)
βœ“ Dealer directory listing
βœ“ 50 kudos per signup via your hamlet
βœ“ Kudos = 7-day pro accounts to give away
βœ“ The more you give, the more you can give
βœ“ Help others build THEIR villages, not just mine

🎩 Build Your Hamlet

β˜• Coffeeware Model - Free Forever

Everything free. Tip if it helped. Zero pressure. Zero guilt.

We don't do platform fees. We don't take 30% cuts. If you sell something and want to buy the village a coffee, lovely. If not, also lovely. This is community, not extraction.

β˜• Buy Chris a Coffee β˜• Ko-fi

πŸͺ™ The Village Marketplace

List. Sell. Optional tip to FeelFamous. That's it.

Zero Fees

No platform cuts. No middleman taking 30%. What you sell, you keep. All of it.

SpicyLister Engine

One photo. AI does the rest. eBay listings without executive dysfunction.

Kudos Economy

Help others list, pack, ship. Earn kudos. Give 7-day pro trials away. As you give...

Hamlet Builders

Build your community. 50 kudos per signup. Use kudos to help MORE people. The more you give, the more you can give.

🌢️ Open SpicyLister
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Collector's Row

Identify your treasures. No gatekeeping. Just knowledge passed down.

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Maker's Lane

Skills passed down. Learn from folk who've done it for decades.

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Van-alyst Workshop LIVE

"Your worldly wise mechanic in your pocket."

Van inspection checklists, conversion assessment, problem identification. Vanlife made simple.

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Granny Mabel's Knitting SOON

"I've been clicking needles since before you were born, love."

Knitting patterns, techniques, yarn identification. Cozy knowledge from a cozy soul.

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Jim's Plumbing Tips SOON

"Fix it or call it? I'll help you decide."

DIY plumbing guidance. When to grab a wrench, when to grab a phone.

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The Quiet Lane

No judgment. Just information. For adults only.

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Storyteller's Hearth

Tales that matter. Voices that care. Pull up a chair.

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DnB Santa's Grotto LIVE

"Hey, let me tell your people how cool you think they are."

Personalized video messages with junglist energy. For kids, celebrations, or anyone who needs lifting up.

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Big Angus's Tales SOON

"Gather round, I've a story from the highlands for ye."

Scottish storyteller with tales from the glens. History, myth, and wisdom from the north.

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Magic History Corner SOON

"30 years in the Magic Circle. Every story true."

Magic history, performer stories, behind-the-scenes wisdom. No secrets revealed, just soul shared.

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The Workshop

Tools for neurodivergent brains. Built by us, for us.

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Friends & Allies

Honorary villagers. Good humans solving real problems.

Why Local Councils & Communities Love FeelFamous

πŸ”’ Privacy-First Technology

No surveillance capitalism. No data mining. No algorithm manipulation. Your residents' data stays theirs. We're not Facebook for councils - we're the anti-Facebook.

🌍 Local First, Global Reach

Build digital community infrastructure that strengthens local bonds while connecting to global networks. Real-world CB eyeballs - online villages become real-world meetups.

🧠 Mental Health Support That Works

Corporate wellbeing training (Β£4 ROI per Β£1 invested) funds free community access. Performance psychology, not therapy. 30 years reading rooms teaches you how minds actually shift.

πŸ’š Community Through Giving

Zero platform fees. Coffeeware model. Kudos economy rewards helping others - 50 kudos per signup = 7-day pro accounts to give away. The more you give, the more you can give. This is what digital community looks like when it's built on generosity, not extraction.

πŸ“Š How This Actually Works

Revenue streams that fund community-building:
1. First 1000 villagers (Β£4.95/month) - funds my life, code, travel, meeting new communities worldwide
2. Entertainment booking (comedymagic.co.uk) - immediate cash flow
3. Corporate training (Β£100k-150k per booking) - funds free access for kids who have nothing
4. Hamlet builders (Β£97-295/year) - sustainable recurring, helps YOU build YOUR village
5. Coffeeware tips (voluntary) - community appreciation when tools help
6. Amazon affiliate (tag=chrisptee-21) - passive income from honest recommendations
7. Marketplace (zero fees, optional tips) - community over extraction

The mission: This isn't just for my interests. I want to help YOU build YOURS. 50 kudos per signup via your hamlet = 7-day pro accounts to give away. The more you give, the more you can give.

The philosophy: Corporate wellbeing training pays for entertaining kids who have nothing. Hamlet builders help others escape the grind. First 1000 villagers fund me meeting YOUR communities worldwide. Laughter is the best medicine. I am the Doc.